My name is Shae. I'm 17. I have an obsession with Brittany Snow and Anna Kendrick because they're perfect. I also have this perfect girlfriend named Meghan that I love very much and I would do anything for. I also like the shows Bones, Once Upon A Time, Teen Wolf, The Fosters, Orange is the new Black, etc. So yeah that's my life

thatonebl0nde:

place0fperfecti0n:


I’m gonna reblog this every day till someone does it.


Now taking applicants

Yes

I think the whole point of being with someone is so you can talk to them and let go of everything, and even when you’re at your worst, they still like you, they still want to speak to you and care about you.

— Unknown (via psych-facts)

yeffyaboyuice:

Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH

[Punts microphone and walks off]

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail


yup, that’s me!

Love makes me want to die.
I am either that happy, or that torn.

— (via zuiderzon)

takaneshijou:

whenever i hear or say the word wiener i dont have the image of an erect penis in my head it’s more like a flaccid floppy sad lookin peepee but then when i hear or say the word cock it’s like COCK like that dick is ready to GO it’s like the super saiyan penis tellin everyone to surrender now or prepare to fight team rocketcock